Eat me.
Dinner is served😄🍴#marianos

Dinner is served😄🍴#marianos

Rise and shine bitches🍓🍓🍓 #strawberryproteinsmoothie #brekkie #smoothie

Rise and shine bitches🍓🍓🍓 #strawberryproteinsmoothie #brekkie #smoothie

Less awkward and less drunk from the other night🍻

Less awkward and less drunk from the other night🍻

Beach with Alan🌊  (at Loyola Beach)

Beach with Alan🌊 (at Loyola Beach)

Emily’s baptism💕 #babylove

Emily’s baptism💕 #babylove

@mantemay drew me on the back of a bingo card. Then Evan drew Luke’s butt farting on me. 💨 #art #artsyfartsy

@mantemay drew me on the back of a bingo card. Then Evan drew Luke’s butt farting on me. 💨 #art #artsyfartsy

So glad I went on that shitty ass carnival ride the other night #ouch

So glad I went on that shitty ass carnival ride the other night #ouch

Derppin USA🍺🍺🍺 #frands

Derppin USA🍺🍺🍺 #frands

Drunk and awkward🍻

Drunk and awkward🍻

At balanced rock and our names carved in the picnic bench from last year #devilslake #balancedrock #hiking  (at Devils Lake, Barabo Wisconsin)

At balanced rock and our names carved in the picnic bench from last year #devilslake #balancedrock #hiking (at Devils Lake, Barabo Wisconsin)

Devils doorway #devilslake #hiking  (at Devils Lake, Barabo Wisconsin)

Devils doorway #devilslake #hiking (at Devils Lake, Barabo Wisconsin)

circleofhorrorterrors:

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

stop white boys 2k14

circleofhorrorterrors:

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

stop white boys 2k14

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

oh lawd